Nike

As I was walking home today I was in a particularly good mood. As a result I was smiling and even had a little spring in my step. About half-way on my walk these two little brats came into my periphery. As soon as they passed me, they swooped right in front of me and [...]

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58 Buckets

Jan 29, 2008
I counted, there are 58 buckets in the bathroom. Why? Counting the number of buckets in my apartment reminds of that scene in Knocked Up where the two guys are on shrooms in Vegas and they count the different kinds of chairs in the hotel room, except here I am not on shrooms, [...]

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“Baryshnikov on Broadway”

Before I continue further, I just want to say that everything that I write in my blog is 100% true, without exaggerations. If anyone ever wonders why Putin is the most beloved hero of all time, and McDonald’s is seen as date-night, then hopefully my blog will answer some of those questions by letting you [...]

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First day

So I forgot that in Russia all the blankets need to be covered with a cover. It must be against the law or something to just have a blanket exposed. When I first arrived at my new home, the blankets and sheets were folded at the edge of the bed for me, so I assumed [...]

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